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Weird Al Yankovic Aura Reading

Not Weird Al Yankovic

Not Weird Al Yankovic — his smile is INSPIRINGLY goofy, purposely weird.

Weird Al Yankovic — what fun to read his aura! Will it be “weird” or simply brimming with human-type talent?

Granted, some of his fans (self included) feel like we’ve known him forever. But what if you’ve never heard of the “weird” performer? Here’s an introduction courtesy of Wikipedia.

Weird Al Yankovic has become famous by writing parodies. Hilarious, witty, accessible songs. In various styles.

Plus, he plays the accordion. As you’ve never heard it before. How many albums has he sold? Latest stats are 10 years old. Even then, he’s topped  12 million albums.

Especially for you folks who care about ethics… perhaps you’ll enjoy this article from The Washington Post: “How ‘Weird Al’ eclipsed (almost) every star he ever parodied.” Note the magnificent ethics of this man. Weird in public. Seriously, scrupulously ethical in private.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Aura? Curious?

If you’ve got skills of energetic literacy, maybe you’d like to start off doing some aura reading on your own, consulting the same photo that I’ll be using here.

Okay, let’s start having fun. And no parody, no no!

(To learn more about energetic literacy, skip to the end of this article. Where you can even find info about my free five-lesson, online, introductory workshop, “Aura Reading for You.”)

Weird Al Yankovic’s Root Chakra Databank

For Connection to Physical Reality

20 miles. Over-functioning, but understandably. This performer is a ham. And the quality of this photo makes it quite obvious that a professional photographer clicked the image.

Therefore, Yankovic knew he was posing. So his personality switched on extra-large.

Deep inward peace lies at the core of his presence. Like a default.

Imagine a tranquil pond, full of life. Yet with an underlying repose.

Right away, I’m alerted by this quality of peace. Very likely, Weird Al Yankovic is living in Age of Awakening Enlightenment. Consequently I’ll throw in some extra chakra databanks. Although I wasn’t originally planning to include them in his aura reading.

Enlightenment Validation? Hey, I’m up for That.

Will it surprise you? That the next three chakra databanks are a vital component of Enlightenment Validation, at least for this Enlightenment Coach.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Solar Plexus Chakra Databank

For Handling Anger

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Weird Al Yankovic’s way of handling anger… sure ain’t weird. Naturally good at seeing at least two sides of each story — he benefits from this when circumstances arise that provoke his anger.

Beyond that, I notice a dispassionate twinkle. Like being fascinated by people, in all their varieties. Anger doesn’t stick to Al, not when there’s so much else to explore.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Solar Plexus Chakra Databank

For Handling Fear

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Weird Al Yankovic feels that fear. Then it passes.

He moves on.

Appropriate reactions with no trace remaining. No revisiting.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Solar Plexus Chakra Databank

For Handling Sadness

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Deep and wide and strong — that’s how Weird Al Yankovic resonates to sadness.

Whether his own sadness and also sorrow felt by others.

I suspect that Weird Al Yankovic dedicates himself fiercely to the work of helping people. Through laughter.

Perhaps face readers who read this article are nodding by now. Because you have seen his VERY Down-Anged Eye. It shows clearly in the photo that I’ve linked to previously. Long story short, the man has known intense sorrow. And it marked him.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Belly Chakra Databank for Creativity

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Joyful! Dancing, so full Al is of potential for fun.

“Let’s go and have fun!” is his irrepressible anthem.

Weird Al Yankovic’s Throat Chakra Databank for Verbal Integrity

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Gravitas is here, an unexpectedly serious side to Weird Al.

He cares so deeply about living with honor and integrity. Including how he speaks and sings. Including what he writes for song parodies.

Inspiring to find someone so famous for such a long time. Nonetheless, Weird Al Yankovic stands incorruptible, warm, and genuine.

Weird Al Yankovic’s High Heart Chakra Databank

For Smashing Illusions

Yes, he’s got this chakra databank. Most others don’t. However, it’s one of the optional ones for Weird Al Yankovic.

40 feet. Symbolic size of this chakra databank is the large side of normal.

Gentle and loving, by disposition, Weird Al Yankovic still cares. He chooses truth over falsehood. And clarity over confusion or mental laziness. And laughter over fear.

In Conclusion

Long may he sing, delighting fans like me.

It makes my day, knowing that this mega-talented man is also living in Enlightenment. How about you?

FYI, about Aura Reading

Skills for depth aura reading are so important for Rosetree Energy Spirituality. Just as mathematics is the language of science, so is aura reading the basis of all mind-body-spirit techniques — whether for aura healing or personal growth, and even making rapid progress on one’s path to Enlightenment.

Did you know that this highly practical skill doesn’t have to be psychic development? Not when taught as a form of energetic literacy. Learn more on our Top 10 List about Energetic Literacy.

More Resources, Including the Exciting New Freebie

With Stage Three Energetic Literacy, experiences like these become available:

  • Doing a three-part Lie Detector test, with uncanny accuracy and plenty of nuance
  • Previewing a new date sexually (Reading chakra databanks like, “What Joe is like as a lover?”)
  • Reading gifts of the soul at the Divine, or Higher Self, level
  • You can easily reading the size and quality of any chakra databank —  aura information at the astral or psychic or subconscious mind-level.
  • Also, with some advanced training within Stage Three Energetic Literacy, you’ll be reading auras from regular photographs.
  • So practical! You can read auras in depth and detail whenever you like.

Bl0g-Buddies, I’m delighted to tell you about two powerful resource. The new “Aura Reading Online Workshop,” introduced at this link. This can turn you into a really skilled aura reader.

In addition, there’s a five-lesson introductory workshop: “Aura Reading for YOU” It’s outrageous and also free. So why not check it out!

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  1. 1
    Isabella C. says:

    Yay! Likeable, loveable, sweet Weird Al! I love hearing this news.

    Thanks, Rose.

  2. 2
    Rosanna Tufts says:

    As a thank-you to this delightful post, I suggest you go to YouTube and search “Teens React to Weird Al.”

    Mandatory Fun!

  3. 3
    Kylie says:

    I love Weird Al! This is great news.

    Thanks for this reading Rose.

    Also thanks for the clip Rosanna, very fun!

  4. 4
    Zofia says:

    Brill. Lol, those would be some chakra databanks to explore!

    For the writers on the blog, and Rose…
    Weird Al” Yankovic – Word Crimes

  5. 5
    Dana W. says:

    What a great surprise about his Age of Awakening Enlightenment! Wonderful to see in a comedian, too.

  6. 6
    Zofia says:

    This reading has stuck in my head a bit. There’s a lot of interesting thoughts about handling emotions. So this:

    “Naturally good at seeing at least two sides of each story — he benefits from this when circumstances arise that provoke his anger.”

  7. 7
    Zofia says:

    Now historically, I am pretty forgiving, so it takes me a while to realise that a situation is not OK… but then when I realise how much not looking out for myself has cost me, then I get angry when I can no longer act…

  8. 8
    Zofia says:

    I’m getting better at this, and I feel this is a habit I picked up from my fun childhood.

    But I imagine I have all kinds of stuff and weird energetic subroutines around this!

  9. 9
    Zofia says:

    It’s would be amazing just to feel angry when it’s most useful to me, then sort it out and let it go. As an adult I have more and more freedom to do that! Ah the simple things.

  10. 10
    Zofia says:

    But to me, this is what enlightenment would mean. Not lots of astral experiences, but being able to handle and flow with human level emotions and experiences effectively!

  11. 11
    Rose Rosetree says:

    ZOFIA, to this Enlightenment Coach, your aspirations on Comments #9 and 10 are perfectly reasonable.

    Beautifully put, too!

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