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April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz

April Fool's Day Workshop Quiz

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz — bringing news and links to RES Workshops for 2019

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz. For a lighthearted look at a handful of new RES workshops. I’ll be giving each of them this year.

Ever since I introduced them in this blog post, maybe you wondered: What will they be? What won’t they be?

See if you can possibly manage to choose the right answer from the following questions.

So Many Possibilities

Why not have fun by considering all that could be part of an RES workshop? Like how many flying elephants will be in the classroom? Will trained bunnies be teaching us calisthenics?

Understandably, you may be curious. Especially if you haven’t yet studied with me in person.

No kidding — today’s post celebrates something new at my website. Clickable images, designed to give you details — and even make it easy for you to sign up. The full set goes live today.

In celebration… I’ll sprinkle those five cute workshop banners throughout our multiple choice quiz. Just part of the colorful offerings for this year’s leading-edge workshops.

Each of the quiz questions below is multiple choice. Can you choose the correct answer?

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz #1. Creative You

Creative You

Creativity can put more flavor in your life, more joy in your achievements

In this workshop you’ll learn:

  1. 1001 ways to sculpture spaghetti — yes, you can!
  2. Why you have always been such a total klutz creatively. (So would you puhleeze have more compassion for yourself?)
  3. Misery loves company. Soon you’ll be in a room of fellow sufferers, creatively speaking. Plus, free balloons will console you.
  4. How creativity can put more flavor in your life, more joy in your achievements. Details here.

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz #2. Spot Liars, Cheaters, and Saints

Spot Liars, Cheaters, and Saints Workshop

How you can become amazingly discerning… without having to turn suspicious

In this workshop you’ll learn:

  1. Secret reasons that Trump doesn’t want you to know… about why it’s smart to avoid crossing the street against a red light.
  2. How to tell which ballerinas are truly saintly, in contrast to the pretenders.
  3. Meaningful body language interpretations for when you see poodles waddle.
  4. How you can become amazingly discerning… without having to turn suspicious. Details here.

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz #3. Your Sacred Body

Your Sacred Body

Enjoy your physical body more than ever

In this workshop you’ll learn:

  1. How to find your physical body, which must be stored someplace in your tool shed.
  2. The deep mysteries of dandruff.
  3. Why stomping through a puddle is so different, posture-wise, from correct wading in a swamp.
  4. How you can enjoy your physical body more than ever. (And even live in it!) Details Here

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz #4. Socially Savvy Empaths & HSPs

Empaths and HSPs

Awaken new strength to support your sensitivity

In this workshop you’ll learn:

  1. 17 fascinating ways to chew gum, each of which proclaims your sensitivity to the world.
  2. Why slicing onions doesn’t have to make you cry… that much.
  3. Handling criticism, especially when hurtfully accused of eating too many Twinkies.
  4. How to awaken new strength to support your sensitivity. Details here.

April Fool’s Day Workshop Quiz #5. Spiritual Clarity on Enlightenment Path

Wherever you are right now on your Enlightenment Path, this workshop can bring you inspiration and integration

In this workshop you’ll learn:

  1. Cheeky retorts to people who tell you that “Instagram is Lord.”
  2. Inventive retorts for bantering with religious snobs, non-duality snobs, and others who may not approve of you quite yet.
  3. Vastly improved sneering skills to use at will.
  4. Gaining powerful understandings and skills to move you forward spiritually — whether you’re seeking Enlightenment or evolving within Enlightenment. Details here.

Comments, Anyone?

Maybe questions about the new workshops? Or maybe you’d like to propose new wrong answers to today’s maybe-not-that-challenging
Quiz.

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  1. 1
    Emily Turner says:

    “The deep mysteries of dandruff.” LOL, sign me up!

  2. 2
    Bob says:

    I wish dandruff was more mysterious… and elusive.

  3. 3

    Well, what an extraordinary April 1! In my final session for today, I had the privilege of Enlightenment Validation.

    Sweet! Some details will follow in days to come. 🙂

  4. 4
    Daisy says:

    What a fun way to announce your workshops being sign-up ready!

    D. C. here I come, times three!

  5. 5
    Leisa says:

    Another Enlightenment Validation!

    It’s so inspiring to hear about these, Rose.

  6. 6
    Kylie says:

    I can’t wait to hear the details of comment 3.

    And I am very much looking forward to all 5 of these workshops!

  7. 7
    Brittany says:

    A new person in Enlightenment. How wonderful! I’ll be at workshop #1 for sure. I can’t wait to meet you all.

    Rose, thank you for the extremely thorough workshop descriptions!

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